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Today, during a dinner party, some friends brought up how sweet, innocent and caring they thought I was. I had to sit there as my drunk boyfriend cut them off and loudly argue that I was neither sweet nor innocent, and really nothing that special at all. FML


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On 01/08/2011 at 11:01am - love - by Lily - United States (New York)

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Well, as the Romans said, "in vino veritas." In wine there is truth. So, at least now you know what your boyfriend *really* thinks about you.

#3 - On 01/08/2011 at 2:00pm by BlargHonk

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awh! You don't deserve that!

#1 - On 01/08/2011 at 1:59pm by taylershea

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