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Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27900) - you deserved it (8313)

On 12/31/2010 at 10:06am - love - by bleurghh (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

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shave your mustache and try again.

#1 - On 12/31/2010 at 12:56pm by Anti666

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Unless you've never encountered a mirror, you should be well aware if you have a mustache. A great deal of women do, it's not a life fucking situation. Either you're comfortable with it, or you have it waxed or bleached.

#2 - On 12/31/2010 at 12:57pm by sallen0046

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