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Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML


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On 12/25/2010 at 2:31am - love - by ima nerd - United States (Alabama)

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as u should be. may the force be with u

#3 - On 12/25/2010 at 11:04am by cole86

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TBH I would not be excited about wearing $900 either. That's a lot of money wasted if it's lost or broken.

Also, I think it's more exciting to go pick out jewelry together than have him just show up with something he hopes I like. I think most jewelry is a joke, so chances are anything someone else picks out for me would be something that is hideous or looks like costume jewelry.

#9 - On 12/25/2010 at 11:16am by alexFYL

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