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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51925) - you deserved it (3241)

On 12/19/2010 at 7:31pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

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I'm sorry OP :( That's absolutely terrible. Forget about her. The FML should be that your mother has cancer, not that your girlfriend is a bitch.

#3 - On 12/20/2010 at 3:10am by alaaloo

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Do you really want to be with someone as rediculous as that?

#4 - On 12/20/2010 at 3:10am by schwancy

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