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Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML


I agree, your life sucks (59969) - you deserved it (12257)

On 02/26/2009 at 9:56am - love - by thetheatreguy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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How did you manage to arrange a date with someone who didn't know it was a date?

#1 - On 02/26/2009 at 2:04pm by snapperturtle

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Look on the bright side: you had a fun time at least.

On the not so bright side: Oh dear god.

#4 - On 02/26/2009 at 2:12pm by Lick_yer_face

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