Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML

by mynameisarmpit / 11/15/2010 at 1:48am / Love

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  • could be worse, he could have what can I get you two ladies?

    #4 - On 11/15/2010 at 6:06am by emily_1992

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  • At least if your girlfriend cries she can soak the tears up with her mustache.

    #21 - On 11/15/2010 at 6:17am by maskedman

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