Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

by johnboy / 11/09/2010 at 12:08pm / United States (West Virginia) / Love

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  • Girlfriend: So what are you doing?
    OP: Just finished a run. I'm all hot and sweaty.
    Girlfriend: Ooh that's so hot. What are you wearing?
    OP: Nothing. I'm totally naked.
    Girlfriend: Ooooh! Sexy! Are you touching yourself?
    OP: Yeah, I am. MOM?!
    Girlfriend: Yeah! Call me mommy! You bad boy!
    OP. MOM!!!
    Girlfriend: OOOOOOOOOH!!

    #13 - On 11/09/2010 at 4:28pm by DocBastard

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  • hahahahaha that's a hilarious image

    #1 - On 11/09/2010 at 4:08pm by torrance1221

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