By serendipity1027 - 30/10/2010 13:40 - France

Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 815
You deserved it 8 880

Same thing different taste

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Fortuitous 0

Did he make you deepthroat something else since you lost?

perdix 29

Was the argument that you could deepthroat him if you really tried?

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☻/ This is bob, copy paste him /▌ to end women suffrage / lets stop sexual abuse like this

KingDingALing 9

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I would like to reply to #1 but the comment has been moderated. but can the staff please moderate bobtheknob

OP, you got talent and so you'll go far. Far, far... down that is.

CiaranPM 0

"Mmmmm this burritto is good.. but it is filling" - will ferrell :)

rallets 22

you wanna do karate in the garage?

How can you eat your burrito while fighting? You must be a very good multi-tasker.

rallets 22

#133 the guy was driving while fighting too lol

stephanie0613 0

116, he says YUP! not yes. haha and ugh that is gross Op.

Fortuitous 0

Did he make you deepthroat something else since you lost?

Is it bad that I was assuming the burrito to be that in the first place?

Fortuitous 0

Nope. It just shows that you fit in well here at FML.

sassington10 0

Lol, that's mean, but I culd see my bf doins that to me. But I wuldnt throw up

At least you didn't end up throwing your burrito out the window and hitting a biker... then he would've probably punted you off a bridge...

in soviet russia burrito deep throats u

Draminicaus 0

....because that TOTALLY makes sense. :|

xXBlackAceXx 0

in soviet russia, everything makes sense.........exept this......which makes a philosophical loop

perdix 29

Was the argument that you could deepthroat him if you really tried?

graciedacie 0

Then HE would have lost, because obviously she cant. Geez.

mrd10 0

that's what I was thinking!

iSometimes 5

If she said she couldn't, then doesn't that mean she won since she can't? Um... looks like someone else is the retard.