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Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18675) - you deserved it (32921)

On 10/30/2010 at 1:41am - love - by Samantha - United States (Washington)

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Wow, a perfect YDI.

#1 - On 10/30/2010 at 9:59am by Chaodin

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Ah, just what every guy wants, a needy, annoying girlfriend, who demands attention at inappropriate times, and isn't afraid to lie and be emotionally manipulative to get what they want.

#18 - On 10/30/2010 at 10:19am by Zebidee

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