Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML

by losingit / 10/19/2010 at 12:30am / United States (California) / Love

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  • That's when you tell her that you don't want to be with someone who's been banged more times than a screen door.

    #4 - On 10/19/2010 at 5:52am by FFML_314

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  • what a bitch, she clearly was't worth being with anyways. cheer up u will find someone better in no time.

    #3 - On 10/19/2010 at 5:51am by aussie_babe91

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