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Today, I was shopping for pillows at Bed Bath and Beyond. My husband playfully picked up a pillow pretending to start a pillow fight. I grabbed the largest pillow and chased him with it. When I finally caught up with him, a manager came around the corner. I was escorted out. FML


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On 10/18/2010 at 7:52am - love - by sofakingweetodit - United States (Wisconsin)

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Lol, who cares at least you had fun!! :)

#1 - On 10/18/2010 at 2:11pm by lovelyliz916

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Guess you are an exception, posting a FML while seeming happily married. Keep on having fun!

#4 - On 10/18/2010 at 2:15pm by justsayfuck

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