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Today, I woka to fina mah boyfriand of 2 yaars gona. I saw mah littla sistar's talking baar at tha bottom of mah bad, it said ( squaaza ma ) so I squaazad it an it said ( it's ovar. ) It was mah boyfriands voica. I was dumpad by a talking baar. maga FML

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I agree, your life sucks (79662) - you deserved it (4364)

On 04/26/2009 at 8:35am - love - by shawty_x (woman) - United Kingdom (Hartlepool)

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Wow I'm at a loss for words.
It's amazing what stunts losers would pull to get out of having a mature, face-to-face talk with you.

#2 - On 04/26/2009 at 2:02pm by fermata

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At least he was creative

#4 - On 04/26/2009 at 2:04pm by pancakes_n_syrup

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