Sex and Love: Add another to the score

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By seriously? - 25/02/2009 22:05 - United States

Today, the guy I like told me in casual conversation that I shouldn't get mad at him if he makes out with other girls at the bar, he only does it when he's drunk, that he doesn't really like them. We've been sleeping together for a week now. He met me at the bar. FML

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You deserved it 35 578

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 08:00

Today, the guy I've been dating and sleeping with told me he is also dating another woman, but that they only kiss. I was under the impression we were exclusive for two months now, since I told him if we slept together that it would be. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 136

You deserved it 432

By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 819

You deserved it 1 974

By jsw029 - 26/02/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 84 055

You deserved it 20 900

By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 008

You deserved it 12 784

Cheers

By ineedanotherdrink - 07/08/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 820

You deserved it 5 522

Last dates

By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 17:00

Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 134

You deserved it 227

By kayla53 - 29/02/2016 16:17 - United States - Elmer

Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML

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You deserved it 2 141

So happy together…

By Anonymous - 30/06/2022 22:00

Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 213

You deserved it 129

By rob - 10/12/2010 07:29

Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 669

You deserved it 7 984

By sad_gay - 16/04/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML

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You deserved it 17 028

BrandOldDucky 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 3:31

What do you expect? You met him at a BAR. Not exactly a classy scene.

Aviva1313 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 3:34

Why would you sleep with someone who makes out with other girls in front of you...this could only end badly

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BrandOldDucky 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 3:31

What do you expect? You met him at a BAR. Not exactly a classy scene.

gnattine 11

Saturday 15 September 2012 20:43

My parents met at a bar and have been happily married for almost 22 years.

nottelling 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 3:32

Agreed with number 1..

Aviva1313 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 3:34

Why would you sleep with someone who makes out with other girls in front of you...this could only end badly

Betty7 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 3:45

1. Don't sleep with guys that make out with other girls unless you expect this to happen to you. 2. I'm in an 8 month relationship with a guy I met at a bar and we're happy. So there's hope out there!

yay_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 3:47

Never expect to get into a serious relationship with someone from a bar. I have never met a single person who had a happy ending from that sort of meeting.