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Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41227) - you deserved it (3909)

On 10/16/2010 at 2:44am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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What a dick.

#2 - On 10/16/2010 at 10:01am by ChelseaXD

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tell him that's not what his boss said.

#23 - On 10/16/2010 at 10:21am by sammieheart

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