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Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43981) - you deserved it (6243)

On 10/08/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by ringhider (man) - France (Lorraine)

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If you were just in love with her and never stepped up to ask her out or anything, you have no one to really blame but yourself.

#2 - On 10/08/2010 at 5:12pm by Mirorbo

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Which one, the Sahara, the Kalahari or the Mohave?

No wonder she chose him, you're a poor waiter and he's so rich, he owns a fucking desert!

(The after-meal treat is a dessert.)

#3 - On 10/08/2010 at 5:16pm by perdix

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