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By Vinny1017 - 07/10/2010 14:26 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML
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Snowlight_fml 7

At which point you turn around, say "Thankyou for your advice...." and you marry her anyway.

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Zitho 0

Propose in spite of him. In front of him would be better. When she hugs you out of sheer joy, make the devil horns and wiggle your tongue at her dad.

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Thawn 0

Who gives a **** what her father says. If you truly love her then propose!

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NatDancer2010 0

wow how respectful! boo to getting rejected though :/

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I_EAT_THE_POOPOO 0

The OP said out 2 times in a row when not needed if anybody else noticed..

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monkeyinsilk 7

it was respectful, something you obviously know nothing about

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xBangOut 4

Although the situation from out POV looks funny, OP did the right thing, father didn't. OP was showing respect despite the fact that it really wasn't necessary and dad has no say over his daughter anymore. If OP loves his girlfriend he will still marry her, dad will fail and OP shall win, but after dads stupid movie he won't have very good relationship with his daughter and her husband ( if she say Yes), which kinda sucks but also isn't so important, just as his permission.

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daken96 21

At least he was polite before saying, "No."

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MAGNAVOX 0

Wow, that must of sucked! Maybe he is afraid of letting his daughter go. But then again maybe you're a failure in life. Who knows?

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DamionDude 0

Dad=1,000,000 Op=1

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navy_ma_playa 0

yeah get her pregnant that's.real smart. no!

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navy_ma_playa 0

yeah get her pregnant that's.real smart. no!

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far_east 6

uh..? where does it say that he got her pregenant.. where you coming up with this o.O

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Snowlight_fml 7

At which point you turn around, say "Thankyou for your advice...." and you marry her anyway.

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Zitho 0

Propose in spite of him. In front of him would be better. When she hugs you out of sheer joy, make the devil horns and wiggle your tongue at her dad.

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Morpheus414 0

Yeah, man. He's just messin' with ya--don't stress!

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for being stuck in the 1840s, for not remembering the gift of 3 goats and 6 chickens when asking permission to wed, for even dating someone who has a father, for being indoors at any time for any reason, and for having a hand for him to shake.

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biass 0

awww shut up. You're just talking out the neck. X)=====( )::: (you)

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20waffleater10 0

yay your back trollz!!!

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

what about my back? it's hairy? there's a giant spider on it?

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iGrenade 0

i find it hard to laugh at an amateur's desperate attempts to be funny.

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Dimercurio 1

That back comment was the most piss poor attempt at humor I've ever seen, though just looking at your name told me straight away that you were an idiot. please don't procreate.

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champagne210 0

nice Trollz lol

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