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Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No, now get out of my house." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36765) - you deserved it (4004)

On 10/07/2010 at 10:26am - love - by Vinny1017 - United States (New York)

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At which point you turn around, say "Thankyou for your advice...." and you marry her anyway.

#7 - On 10/07/2010 at 1:35pm by Snowlight

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Propose in spite of him. In front of him would be better. When she hugs you out of sheer joy, make the devil horns and wiggle your tongue at her dad.

#8 - On 10/07/2010 at 1:36pm by Zitho

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