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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34463) - you deserved it (3851)

On 09/23/2010 at 7:18am - love - by man2 (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

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you should feel happy that you got some dead weight off your back.

#2 - On 09/23/2010 at 1:17pm by lutafin

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Exactly. So she'd be completely screwed if she was with someone who was unemployed.

#5 - On 09/23/2010 at 1:17pm by Primus

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