Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
by ccblock / 09/16/2010 at 9:30pm / United States (Florida) / Love
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Ehw, what a b*tchhh. She didn't deserve you.
#3 - On 09/17/2010 at 3:31am by fmlbrooo
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snatch the money back off her. be like "it's mine bitch!" haha
#8 - On 09/17/2010 at 3:34am by jgray106
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