Today, I was talking to a guy at the bar and I told him I was a biology major. He promptly said, "NEXT" and moved on to the girl next to me. FML
by biomajor / 02/07/2009 at 2:07am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
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He did YOU a favor, believe me!
#3 - On 02/07/2009 at 8:17am by csigabajnok
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I would have said "I wish I were a DNA helicase so I could unzip your jeans..."
#12 - On 02/07/2009 at 4:49pm by volnye
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