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Today, my boyfriend sat me down to reassure me that his competitive, possessive ex-wife will not come between us or ruin our relationship. Mid-conversation, his phone rang. It was her, and he left to answer it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29715) - you deserved it (3751)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by ForgottenAgain (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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A phone call doesn't really come in between your realtionship.

#2 - On 08/29/2010 at 5:24pm by Primus

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OP You should get out of that relationship. That is a vicious circle. She will make your life miserable, trust me on this one.
How do I know? I've been there! And I got hurt big time!

#19 - On 08/29/2010 at 6:59pm by debbiess

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