Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2010 at 7:41pm / United States (California) / Love
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sounds like u got a hot date
#2 - On 08/27/2010 at 3:15am by Jessi_the_sexii
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I would have punched his nuts.
#3 - On 08/27/2010 at 3:16am by kenjiisown
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