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Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML


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On 08/24/2010 at 6:36pm - love - by iammike (man) - United States (Washington)

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thts hot

#1 - On 08/24/2010 at 7:52pm by xX_WARNING_Xx

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That's exactly the kind of thing that attracts me. I'm an incredibly clumsy person and I make a fool out of myself on a daily basis. By bumping into things, falling down stairs, tripping over chairs and slipping on water. I would have laughed though.

#10 - On 08/24/2010 at 7:58pm by FFML_314

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