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By mollyeyers - 22/08/2010 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML

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By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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By 30Jenna - 13/07/2011 22:01 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML

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By itsover - 11/12/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML

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You deserved it 3 383

By kitkat - 17/09/2014 19:48 - United States

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lives two hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML

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You deserved it 4 445

By tkghan - 02/08/2013 14:53 - United States - Concord

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML

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By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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You deserved it 4 479

By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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JINJANINJA 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 23:14

what are you guys, like 12 years old gtfo

fuhckmylyfe 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 23:37

oh hunny he didn't have that girlfriend only 16 seconds ago..

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swglol 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 23:09

How could he!

RoxRoidz 0

Monday 4 April 2011 5:19

Quick flirting there.

FML102938 8

Saturday 13 August 2011 18:21

I love the K..... K...... K.....

FML102938 8

Saturday 13 August 2011 18:23

Someone **** my brains out I'm so horny

tunkinz09 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 23:09

that sucks

ToastGurl 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 23:10

You're better off without him.

HamsteronA 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 23:11

such a long time he's had a new gf

imemerald 3

Sunday 22 August 2010 23:11

Um, he probably had one before that...and that's why you're on the curb now...fyl :(

lbdancing 2

Sunday 22 August 2010 23:13

nikkkkkki 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 23:13

move on he dosnt deserve you

liuiam13 2

Sunday 22 August 2010 23:13

tough luck

fmlbrooo 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 23:14

YDI For Dating A Facebook Whoreee.

anorexicbarbie 8

Monday 23 August 2010 4:35

Why The **** Do You Type Like This?

nyc718 0

Monday 23 August 2010 5:48

lmfao @ 75. Please do answer the question

Ludii_fml 0

Monday 23 August 2010 12:57

Why The **** Are You Wearing A Hello Kitty Shirt

fmlbrooo 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 0:13

Kus I Fuckingg Feel Like It (; & Kus Hello Kitty's Cute. DUH .

Ludii_fml 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 12:14

Well you look like a dumbass. Hello Kitty is for 5 year olds. DUH.

fmlbrooo 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 0:47

Haha , The ****? Soo I Look Like A Dumb Ass Because I'm Wearing A Hello Kitty Shirt. Get Outta' Here Dude If Your Gonna Talk Shit Do It Right (x

fmlbrooo 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 5:28

Haha, The ****? Soo I Look Like A Dumb Ass Because I'm Wearing A Hello Kitty Shirt. Gtfo Heree Dude If Yur Gonna Talk Shit Do It Right (x

JINJANINJA 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 23:14

what are you guys, like 12 years old gtfo

BeachPanda 0

Monday 23 August 2010 1:14

i shall find those ninjas!!

hippieluva 0

Monday 23 August 2010 5:15

lol. I'm still trying to find the ninjas!!! even though I bet there isn't any in the picture.

Ludii_fml 0

Monday 23 August 2010 13:01

aren't any* yeah i failef at finding them too :/

Ludii_fml 0

Monday 23 August 2010 13:02

failed* fail.

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Today, someone left a used condom under the windshield wiper of my car. I didn't notice it until I was driving. And it was raining. It was even tied, so the contents couldn't leak out. I'm not planning artificial insemination anytime soon, but thanks for the thought. Man, I love college. FML

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Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML

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Today, I interviewed three elderly residents at a nursing home, hoping to use the transcript for a very important paper due next week. It went great, so I wrapped up and drove home. I sat down to start typing, and realized that my recording had stopped ten minutes in. FML

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Today, I was strolling past an old women when from behind she called "can you help me get the rest of the groceries out of the car?" I approached the car, and helped her un-load bags. She began hitting me, screaming "SOMEONE IS STEALING MY THINGS". She was actually asking her son in the car. FML

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Same thing different taste

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