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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39873) - you deserved it (6607)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)

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Maybe he wished you were hotter

#1 - On 08/19/2010 at 6:14am by felton

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holy shit that funny lol

#2 - On 08/19/2010 at 6:14am by Peacemaker9

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