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Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML


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On 08/16/2010 at 1:03am - love - by 86145 (woman) - United States (Texas)

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lol I want to hear your laugh

#6 - On 08/16/2010 at 6:07am by ant387

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So your boyfriend's language of affection isn't necessarily conventional, if you know he loves you and you are both happy together then this is really no big deal.

#13 - On 08/16/2010 at 6:22am by Quest_

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