Today, I found out that my overprotective parents hired a private investigator a month ago, who since then has been watching my perfectly normal boyfriend, in case he "tries to rape or kill" me. We're both 25 years old. FML

by wtf / 08/15/2010 at 8:52am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

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  • Don't worry about it... hopefully the investigator is just taking your parents' money and isn't even watching you. He just reports once a month that you haven't been killed or raped yet.

    #23 - On 08/15/2010 at 1:28pm by FerrariCake

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  • well, did he rape or kill you?

    #3 - On 08/15/2010 at 1:11pm by AyeItsMobleyy

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