Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML

by brob56 / 04/22/2009 at 11:11pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love

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  • you were STANDING IN THE DRIVEWAY and you couldn't see that it was a real person? YDI

    #2 - On 04/23/2009 at 6:12am by DarthFurby

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  • you deserved it, dickhead.

    #1 - On 04/23/2009 at 6:10am by Jasper

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