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Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29148) - you deserved it (1962)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:12am - love - by J.Smith - Sent from mobile version

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SHE WANTS TO MARRY YOU!!!! God how much more obvious could it be

#11 - On 03/21/2009 at 4:17pm by bored724

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sounds like a proposal, i mean otherwise it doesnt really make sense, but since when did women make sense

#2 - On 02/10/2009 at 12:50pm by zanzibar

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