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Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML


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On 07/29/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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You asshole.

"Woah, this chick came to my sobbing her eyes out. Time to scooooooore!"

What the fuck is wrong with you? She's crying and your first thought is asking her out?

#9 - On 07/29/2010 at 5:33pm by Serafie

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she was crying and all you could think of was "sweet i can finally ask her out"?!?!? you are a horrible friend and person!! i hope she sees this and never speaks to you again!!

#21 - On 07/29/2010 at 5:48pm by stillxsearching

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