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Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML


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On 04/22/2009 at 12:09am - love - by misterhippo (man) - United States (California)

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The "hottest girl in school"? Good thing to know you like her for more than her looks.
And you texted her to ask her out? Smart move, Casanova.

She sounds dumb though.. try and find yourself someone a bit nicer and ask them out IRL.

#6 - On 04/22/2009 at 6:33am by hpnerd

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ripped. maybe you should've manned up and asked her IRL

#1 - On 04/22/2009 at 6:14am by Beckers

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