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Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33891) - you deserved it (2988)

On 07/24/2010 at 7:21pm - love - by ghostyyy - Sent from mobile version

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Sibling rivalry! Out match her by holding up a bank then committing grand theft auto. Show her who's boss!

#3 - On 07/25/2010 at 3:05am by nicknesser

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at least she can say "oh shit son I'm on tv"

#1 - On 07/25/2010 at 3:03am by hsshae

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