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Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55590) - you deserved it (6350)

On 02/23/2009 at 9:31pm - love - by Kfeaaa (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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Not your fault...he broke up with you via voicemail? I agree with #1...what an ass x(

#3 - On 02/24/2009 at 3:16am by ProcrastinationQueen

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A guy who breaks up with you over voicemail, and is already parading his new girlfriend around the next day...well he's a keeper isn't he! Congratualte the new girl on her "big win", then proceed to talking about his small penis and lack of testicles.

#12 - On 02/24/2009 at 5:25am by Rayn4u

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