Today, my boyfriend decided to take me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club pointing to the woman. It was his mother. FML

by SuperBunny / 04/20/2009 at 3:59am / United States (California) / Love

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  • mothers shouldn't dress af if they're 17 all oveer agian. FY bf's L

    #4 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:39am by youaresofucked

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  • Let me guess- you were wearing a corduroy jumper with a floral print turtleneck, a headband, a small gold cross on a thin chain worn outside of the turtleneck and thick-soled slip-on shoes, right? The classic I-hate-sex look? Were you also carrying your bible so you could lead the prayers before the meal?

    Sounds like his mom just likes to dress up a bit. Judge not.

    #7 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:46am by Tucatz

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