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Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML


I agree, your life sucks (23573) - you deserved it (2103)

On 01/14/2009 at 9:26am - love - by beekie9 - United States (Illinois)

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that happened to a guy at my church. he got
a girlfriend a few weeks later, so maybe it isn't
such a bad thing.

#2 - On 03/07/2009 at 11:48pm by idc

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At least she cares.

And at #1, I know, I hate those holier-than-thou sweet old biddies who never have anything bad to say about anyone and hope for nice things to happen to starngers, just out of the goodness of their hearts. Who do they think they are?

#4 - On 03/20/2009 at 8:59am by noclevername

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