Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
by DHarman / 05/25/2010 at 7:06pm / United Kingdom / Love
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I would feel sorry for the poor dear if she didn't make such a shallow excuse.
#3 - On 05/26/2010 at 3:06am by Mirorbo
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well there's only one thing left to do!!! Give her another black eye 0_o
#4 - On 05/26/2010 at 3:07am by Mikeymikey
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