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Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60367) - you deserved it (3818)

On 05/25/2010 at 7:06pm - love - by DHarman (man) - United Kingdom

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I would feel sorry for the poor dear if she didn't make such a shallow excuse.

#3 - On 05/26/2010 at 3:06am by Mirorbo

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well there's only one thing left to do!!! Give her another black eye 0_o

#4 - On 05/26/2010 at 3:07am by Mikeymikey

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