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Well maybe if you offered to make sammiches... Just saying...
Get the "Clocky" alarm clock that rolls around the room.
Tie a 8 ft length of string to it.
Tie the other end to his dick.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014