By xnickx - 16/04/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML
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Same thing different taste

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LOL... I wonder how that conversation went down... "HERE'S YOUR DAMN KEY BACK, STOP STALKING ME YOU CRAZY BITCH!" "BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH I LOVE YOU DON'T LEAVE ME" *slams door in her face*... *walks back to apartment and realizes he gave his key to the ex* "Yeah so I uhh gave you MY key by mistake"

Smooth move, but I can sympathize what a crappy position you are now in having had a truly crazy ex.

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Smooth move, but I can sympathize what a crappy position you are now in having had a truly crazy ex.

Totally get where your coming from... but its still really ******* funny...

LOL... I wonder how that conversation went down... "HERE'S YOUR DAMN KEY BACK, STOP STALKING ME YOU CRAZY BITCH!" "BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH I LOVE YOU DON'T LEAVE ME" *slams door in her face*... *walks back to apartment and realizes he gave his key to the ex* "Yeah so I uhh gave you MY key by mistake"

jdb2009 0

You've got to be kidding me. Why would you feel obligated to give the old key back?? I guess that's still besides the point.

#5 It's to remind her of her place and rub it in her face that he won't be coming into her house and she's no longer welcome in his. OP Smooth move, and would have been well-played, but YDI for not checking the keys.

haha, Well maybe if your lucky enough for her to actually come open the door and she doesn't have one of her crazy moments for an hour, she'll have break up sex with you one more time.. Always good in bad right!? ...... yea yea, shes crazy, you can dream right?......

Smooth one. Very smooth. Well, that will be something that you'll remember over all the other good and bad times in your relationship.

mylifeisFML56 0
g_m_j 0

so... if you cant get back into your own house, how did you type this one? why dont you just get her to give you your keys back? or if nothing else, why dont you just change the locks again? if this girls really crazy enough, itd be worth the price