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Today.. . I was asking my ona yaar old naphaw what noisas cartain animals maka . I dacidad to trick him an ask him what sound I maka . Ha immadiataly says.. . "MOOOO" . FML

#3088891
146 comments

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On 06/21/2009 at 12:03pm - kids - by vballqt201 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today,hile Teaching At A Daycare, A Child Cummd Up To Me And Askd If He Could Go To The Bathroom. Obviously, I Said It Was Fine. He Then Pulld His Pants Down, And Pee On Mah Brand New Shoes, And All Over Mah Leg. FML

#3048496
86 comments

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On 06/20/2009 at 12:22am - kids - by Bob (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah phone did. I pluggd it in to charge an then went out to run some errands. When I returnd, mah phone was no where to be found, an our shovel was on the floor, muddy an wet. I then discoverd mah 6-year old son had burid mah "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry 4 me. mega FML

#3030718
290 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 1:57pm - kids - by no_service (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, a little girl standing next to me on the train suddenly hugged me. I thought maybe she was sad or I reminded her of someone, and hugged her back. Then she smiled, squeezed my lovehandles, and said "Honk, honk!" FML

#3030449
114 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 1:48pm - kids - by squeezable (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I gave a beautiful book of baby names to a friend of mine who's been trying to get pregnant for a while. She just burst into tears when she saw it. Just before meeting me... she'd found out she was sterile. FML

#2962771
114 comments

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On 06/17/2009 at 8:27am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my daugter asked me if we can make sticker art. Of course I said it was ok so se went to looool get some stickers. I wondered were se was going wen se walked into te batroom, but I didn't ask. I left te room an wen I cummed back, er paper was blank an my pads were stuck to te wall. FML

#2935296
73 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 6:35am - kids - by inboxbuddies (woman) - Saudi Arabia (Ash Sharqiyah)

TODAY, MY TODDLER PED IN HIS POTTY FOR THE FIRST TIME. HE WAS SO EXCITD TO SHOW ME THAT HE FLUNG THE POT IN THE AIR DOUSING MY FACE WITH HIS PISS. THEN HE LAUGHD. FML

#2933331
111 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 3:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event 4 special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume an greet the kids. One kid cummd up an said "You're not real!" an kickd me in the nuts. FML

#2854895
125 comments

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On 06/13/2009 at 10:42am - kids - by Hackmanjones (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, wila aating wit my kids at McDonalds, my son put is and up an wantad ma to giva im a "ig fiva." I want to giva im a fiva, but a movad is and at ta last sacond an I andad up slapping im in ta faca. Now avaryona tara tinks I'm a cild-baatar. maga FML

#2820410
163 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 12:49am - kids - by downlowtooslow (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

2day I was babysitting mah 5 month old nephew who hasn't pooped in 2 days according to his mom. Well , he pooped. I accidentally stuck mah finger in it. While I was wiping mah finger off , he rolls over and pees on mah new carpet. I roll him over to clean the pee and he opened fre and pooped again. FML

#2816506
112 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by chuchie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today mah two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked wat she was making she said "look mommy chocolate!" and stuck her finger in mah mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML

#2768683
164 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 10:49am - kids - by Lisaa918 - United States (Indiana)



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