Today, my two year old cousin was having a temper tantrum. I decided to give him a flashlight because playing with it usually distracts him. It didn't. Instead, he hit me in the face with it as hard as possible, leaving a bruise. FML

by Anonymous / 04/12/2009 at 10:39pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids

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  • That sucks.

    And #1 you go to hell.

    #2 - On 04/13/2009 at 4:03am by JBiz

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  • um,kid hits you hard enough to leave a bruise = spanking.

    #17 - On 04/13/2009 at 8:25am by hans12

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