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Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML


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On 03/03/2010 at 2:11pm - kids - by M95 (man) - Norway (More og Romsdal)

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cheer up, could be worse, some 15 year olds are bald because they've got cancer.

#5 - On 03/03/2010 at 5:17pm by IndigoKitty

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How much gel do you use that you had to shave your whole head? sheesh o_o

#18 - On 03/03/2010 at 5:25pm by HoesInaBox

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