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Today, my patient, a chubby little girl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 yrs old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother giving a look of shock and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML


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On 04/05/2009 at 12:25am - kids - by Shnur (woman) - United States (California)

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Why the HELL is anybody saying the doctor deserved this? 5 years old and 65lbs is quite overweight. The average 5 year old is somewhere between 30-40, give or take a bit. The kid will have all kinds of health problems if something doesn't change soon, and Doc here was doing their JOB.

Also, #11 is right, the one who should be getting the lecture is dear old Mom and Dad, probably letting their kid eat too many snacks and sodas and junk. Poor kid.

#12 - On 04/05/2009 at 8:56am by ammali

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I'd say the kid's the one who should be saying that age, they really have no control over what they eat, so its entirely the parent's fault for letting them eat poorly.

#11 - On 04/05/2009 at 8:48am by got_rice

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