Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

by justme / 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm / Kids

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  • Looks like someone had a shitty day.

    #3 - On 02/09/2010 at 5:14pm by kingwaldo

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  • I can already see almost every comments, "Why does your kid have access to your wallet and the toaster? YDI!!!!!111."
    Meanwhile, the OP's kid, a 35 year old, is eating Pop Tarts and playing Tetris inthe basement. He's thinking on doing something with his girlfriend later, Bertha. Bertha is a blow-up doll. He hides his parents medications so they can't kick him out. He also starves them by eating all the food they have. OP, f your life indeed.

    #11 - On 02/09/2010 at 5:19pm by saranottelling

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