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Today, I found out why my five year old has been throwing tantrums while shopping. It turns out my ex-husband has been paying her three dollars for every public tantrum she throws. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27967) - you deserved it (2442)

On 02/09/2010 at 12:53pm - kids - by inthedark (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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WTF? hahah. that would be quite annoying, I wouldn't take her.

#1 - On 02/09/2010 at 5:10pm by jaydnnx

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is this a new form of child support?

#2 - On 02/09/2010 at 5:12pm by maskedman

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