Kids: Today, I got my long hair cut in a short pixie cut. When my five...

By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 16:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my long hair cut in a short pixie cut. When my five year old daughter saw me she laughed and proclaimed 'You look just like a man!'. That afternoon I got a concerned call from the school. My daughter has told everyone 'mummy has gone away, I now have two daddies!' FML

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Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 04:35 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML

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By theboywithlonghair - 09/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML

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By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

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By Smoothskin - 19/09/2013 21:18 - Australia - Heidelberg

Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML

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By rarara - 30/10/2012 21:26 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML

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Lotus_Eater 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:33

You should cut your little girl's hair just like yours. :P

littlemuffet 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:39

Must be a Catholic school.

Comments

truslide 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:29

1st LOL kids these days

pkmlove 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:29

Hahaha that's hilarious sorry.

d0rkaSAUR 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:30

Sucks for you ]x

PureGold 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:30

Ooh, that's embarrassing xP. I can see how that would be a reason for the school to call home haha...

SpyroCool 13

Sunday 24 November 2013 20:05

I don't.

liviathisbe 17

Monday 2 June 2014 6:24

I totally agree but I think they meant more along the lines of, mom's missing, and someone else just took her place.

Lotus_Eater 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:33

You should cut your little girl's hair just like yours. :P

Bryan_Z 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:33

hahaha is the new daddy hot? :p

UnCensoredBitch 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:36

Haha! Kids are so mean! I agree with #5!

randomgirl1234 20

Wednesday 15 October 2014 18:14

You don't have to make another comment to tell that you're agreeing with #5. There are other ways to do that

omglolydi 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:36

So... I'm guessing you look better with longer hair...

hellohello1 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:36

honestly, children's gender constancy at that age is still developing, so she might really believe that cutting your hair short changed you from a woman to a man! sad that she had to announce it at school though, hahaha.