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Today, my mom asked me to clean beneath my brother's bed for money. I found a rotten apple, a picture of my best friend, and a dead bird. I got $10. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28800) - you deserved it (4362)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:04pm - kids - by Brotherssuckkk - Sent from mobile version

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why did you want more than $10? all you did was grab three things

#2 - On 01/18/2010 at 7:05pm by Future_Mrs_Voltz

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is your friend hot?

#1 - On 01/18/2010 at 7:04pm by nandonando

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