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Today, wile babysitting a six year old boy, e askd me if I could sow im ma "boobies." I said no, tat wouldn't be very appropriate . Suddenly, e pulld down is pants/undie an pointd to is package wile exclaiming, "Look, ma penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me . real FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38643) - you deserved it (3635)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)

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damm WTF

#1 - On 01/18/2010 at 3:29am by theman34

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That kid already has so much more game than me.

#16 - On 01/18/2010 at 3:47am by Radi0Waves

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