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Today, I received a phone call from my son's school. Apparently, for the past week he has been telling everyone "mummy works as a drug dealer." I'm a pharmacist. FML

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Lol. Guess you still are a drug dealer. You're the legal drug dealer!

#6 - On 01/15/2010 at 10:37am by BlueTwist89

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pharmacist...the politically correct drug dealer

#20 - On 01/15/2010 at 12:20pm by lolfmlfail

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