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Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

by Wmsys32pr9 / 03/30/2009 at 1:06am / United States (Washington) / Kids

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  • I hate little kids.

    Even worse, little kids with bad parents.

    #1 - On 03/30/2009 at 10:02am by Ib83

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  • you should have said "if you just woulda fucked YOURself, we wouldn't have THIS (point at the kid) problem"

    #9 - On 03/30/2009 at 10:13am by jaxx11

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