Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
by Bill / 12/06/2009 at 3:28pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
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Kids call it like they see it. If you want someone to lie to you, ask an adult.
#2 - On 12/06/2009 at 8:42pm by FerrariCake
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well you are buddy. hit the gym.
#1 - On 12/06/2009 at 8:42pm by hXcsoccerplaya
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