Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. FML

by Anonymous / 11/30/2009 at 12:22pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids

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  • What I would give to see this on video.

    #4 - On 11/30/2009 at 2:08pm by greeneye

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  • "Taking out multiple children..."
    Now, I love kids, but the way I'm picturing this going down is absolutely hysterical.

    #10 - On 11/30/2009 at 2:28pm by shananigans

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