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Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. FML

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On 11/30/2009 at 12:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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What I would give to see this on video.

#4 - On 11/30/2009 at 2:08pm by greeneye

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"Taking out multiple children..."
Now, I love kids, but the way I'm picturing this going down is absolutely hysterical.

#10 - On 11/30/2009 at 2:28pm by shananigans

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